“Trump-Putin meeting runs longer than expected as mine-is-bigger discussion ends in full scale nudity”.

“Trump-Putin meeting extended from 30 minutes to 2 hours due to excessive French Kissing session”

“Vlad, Russia didn’t meddle in the US elections did they?”
“No Don, we didn’t”
“You see Rex, I told you they didn’t! Thank you Vlad for your honesty. I’m glad we finally put this issue to rest.”